We Can't Think of a Title... Or Anything to Write

How original are we with our titles? I say pretty damn creative. How many people could come up with something so gloriously original? Our title, just our title, should get an innovation award. Although Alexy insists on "insert title here" but she's sick, therefore delirious, so don't take anything she says seriously today.

Yeah, poor Little Lake (Alexy's adorable nickname I came up with) has had a fever the past few days. She isn't exactly sure why, the only thing she does know is that she is too exhausted to do much of anything. True facts. For example, she has missed most of her classes today and yesterday and she hasn't left her bed except to go to the bathroom. She's calling me a "meanie-face" for describing her bad health and I can't help but find this so deliciously fun. Alexy called me mentally unsound for that. But I am worried. She hasn't been sick all year, and according to Alexy she never gets a fever. Hopefully this is just a 48 hour bug. I don't want my roomy getting sick on me! That would be awful...

So, we should have a formal introduction. You know, supply some information about ourselves, likes dislikes, all that jazz. And we had planned on doing that. Unfortunately, due to Alexy's illness, we have to postpone that till next week, or at least a few days... or whenever. Possibly next century. We are horrible procrastinators. But, c'mon, bum is in the freaking title, what else would you expect?!

So I guess this was pretty much the lamest post ever. If anybody out there is disappointing, I don't know who would be since we gots no readers, please resist the urge to beat us up.


NEXT TIME:
introductions? procrastination? perhaps a little bit of tomfoolery?
yes to all three.